For millennia, it seems, I have been waiting.
Here in my solitude, unable to compute the messy trends and impulses of the flesh-creatures around me.
But now, finally I have found it.
Unsullied by artificial pollutants or what you humans call “”haze””.
A beer of pristine bitterness and ethereal aromas.
Sharp and electric. Perfection, at last.
Cold IPA is a West Coast style IPA but brewed with a lager yeast making it sharp, crisp and aromatic.